OB-GYN Tele-visit

By Brookshire McDonald

From the CO-VID we want

To stay away.

So we’ll schedule a tele-visit

When you call today.

Listen carefully as our menu

Is not the same.

You may wait until the end

To leave birthdate and name.

Press “1” if pregnant

You might be.

Hit “2” if it’s a rash

You do see.

“3” is or an itch

That bothers you.

Punch “4” if——

Well you don’t have a clue.

The next visit we have

Is three months from now;

So we hope you’ll feel better

Somehow!

You’ll go to a place

Where you can spread out.

Isn’t this what the visit

Is all about?

The dining room table

Is a great place.

You can lie there

And not even show your face!

We’ll take a quick peak

As we glance “down there”;

And as directed by HIPPA

We will not share.

A call will be made

To the pharmacy you pick,

And we hope the medicine

Makes you no longer sick.

If your insurance has changed

Inform us when you call.

Charges for in-person and tele-visit

Are no different at all.

We appreciate your responding to the survey

Coming up next-

Then sending our number to all your friends

By text!